Ben
Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with. Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body. Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker. Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious. As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance. Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person. Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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