Beer Gorilla
The Beer Gorilla is, despite its size and strength, a remarkably stealthy creature. Beer Gorillas only come out very late at night or in the early hours of the morning. They stalk their prey - invariably, intoxicaed males - with great cunning, folloing them to their place of dwelling. The Beer Gorilla then waits patiently until all the occupants of the preisesare asleep and/or uncosncious before commencing its rampage. Sometimes the Gorilla will have sneaked in to the house after the drunken humans, and concelaed itself; on other occasions, it will employ its remarkable cimbing skills to enter via an upstairs window, or in extreme cases, a chimney - like a sort of Sith Santa Claus. Once inside the premises, the Gorilla proceeds to trash te place. Typical activities incude: - Eating every item of food in the premises and leaving the open containers scattered around (sometimes the Gorillla will order in a takeaway if insufficent cmestibles re to hand. - Leaving a kettle, or a suacepan containing eggs, on the stove to boil dry - Vomiting in a wide range of locations - Mis-connecting hi-fi equipment in an attempt to access encrypted satellite channels without the proper equipment - leavng refirdgerator and freezer doorsope just enough to ensure the contents spoil - Depositing turds of gargantuan proportions in lavatoies, then failing to flush. Often, muc work with a spade, chisel and bilhook is needed the following day to disrupt the structure of thse megaturds to the point where they will pass the U-bend, st hey have a tendency to set like cement. - urinating in beverage containers - Using an electric razor on domestic pets in a way that amuses intoxicated h8umns, but not the pets involved. - Arranging items of street furniture (moveable or fixed) in various artistic patterns trougout the property - Placing a complete stranger, in an unconscious and partially or completely unclothed state, on a couch, floor or sofa. Often the Gorilla will swap such individuals from other locations they visit, ensuring that when they awake, niether they nor the normal occupants have any idea of how they came to b there, or where their clothing and posessions are. The Gorilla will also damge houehold fiztures andfittings in peculiar and inexplicable ways, and introduce substances such as floor polish, multisurface cleaner, and talcum powder into the mouths of sleeping residents, then disposing of any fruit juice or other beverages which might be used to disperse the resultant dry mout and awful taste. They will also conceal or destroy all stocks of tea, coffee, and medications suitable for relieving hangovers. In the process of performing the above tasks, the Gorilla will also overturn furniture, strew clothes around, and cause utter chaos, like a quiet but extremely thorough Poltergeist.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Title: A Masterpiece of Craftsmanship: My Edging Mug Review As a dedicated coffee enthusiast, I've had the pleasure of indulging in countless brews from various vessels, but none have captivated me quite like my edging mug. Crafted with precision and attention to detail, this mug has become an indispensable part of my morning routine. Allow me to share my experience and why this mug stands out among the rest. First and foremost, the design of the edging mug is simply stunning. Its sleek, minimalist aesthetic adds a touch of elegance to any kitchen counter. The smooth, curved edges not only provide a comfortable grip but also enhance the overall visual appeal. It's the kind of mug that prompts compliments from guests and sparks conversation. Beyond its aesthetics, the functionality of the edging mug is truly impressive. The handle, while minimalist in design, is ergonomically shaped, allowing for a secure and comfortable hold. Whether I'm savoring a piping hot espresso or leisurely sipping on a frothy latte, I never have to worry about my grip slipping or the mug feeling cumbersome. One of the standout features of the edging mug is its thermal properties. Constructed from high-quality ceramic, it effectively retains heat, keeping my beverages at the perfect temperature for extended periods. Gone are the days of rushing through my morning cup of coffee for fear of it growing cold. With the edging mug, I can savor each sip at my own pace, knowing that it will stay delightfully warm until the very last drop. Moreover, the craftsmanship of the edging mug is evident in every detail. From its flawless glaze to its sturdy construction, it's clear that this mug was made with care and precision. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it incredibly convenient for everyday use. Despite frequent washes and regular use, it has maintained its pristine appearance without any signs of wear or fading. In conclusion, my experience with the edging mug has been nothing short of exceptional. Not only does it elevate my daily coffee ritual with its exquisite design and impeccable craftsmanship, but it also delivers on functionality and durability. If you're in search of the perfect mug to enhance your coffee experience, look no further than the edging mug. It's a true masterpiece that deserves a place in every coffee lover's collection. Truly a masterpiece from the hands of god himself.
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
I use it to catch my cum
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
This was my face when i saw that there was a mug with my name on it.
love it
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
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