beab Mug
Beabs always come in pairs. If they are left alone together for to long (especially if one is in the middle of a sugar high) it normally results in total insanity of the minds and the terrorisation of the nearest playground. Aside from all this trouble they cause, they do look after each other. When swimming together they always rotate in a clockwise direction for safety, and rely on each other for protection from strangers. Beabs always have millions of fans around the world, all of whom are just waiting for the next episode of 'Bean Baking' to be released. The luckiest of beabs also have a large group of loving friends, along with their very own beab board and pet cactus. Whether it be coffee, jelly, kidney or baked, all types of beans are sacred to beabs. The colour green plays a very important role in the daily life of a happy beab, and is thought to be the most beabelicious colour of all. Beabs are exceptionally skilled cooks (especially of desserts), and are naturally brilliant at making puns. Beabs are always stunningly beautiful in every way, with perfectly wavy brown hair. They always stick together and live their lives by a single moto: "A beab in need is a beab indeed".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
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