BBJ
Belt-Bustin' Justin Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts. He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp" He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom. He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!" If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke. He'll offer you birthday sex. He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you. He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you. He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you. He hits on little girls and goths. He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity. FUCK BUDDY! Memorable quotes: "hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex" Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ" "I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!" "I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!" (Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly) "I like SOAD,and have U2's new album" "He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy" "FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE" "FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good) "I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore" "ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes" "That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison' What an idiot. He's so fucking fat. And has slanted eyes. Wears sueded sneakers. Thinks he's punkrock. Is fat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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