BBJ
Belt-Bustin' Justin Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts. He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp" He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom. He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!" If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke. He'll offer you birthday sex. He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you. He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you. He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you. He hits on little girls and goths. He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity. FUCK BUDDY! Memorable quotes: "hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex" Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ" "I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!" "I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!" (Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly) "I like SOAD,and have U2's new album" "He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy" "FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE" "FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good) "I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore" "ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes" "That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison' What an idiot. He's so fucking fat. And has slanted eyes. Wears sueded sneakers. Thinks he's punkrock. Is fat.
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