Bad Romance
tis a song thine lyrics goes like this: Whoooooaaaa Story of Undertale. I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott, I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot, Explains the plot, Wants me dead, wants me to rot. Toriel saves me, takes me to her home, And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone, Leaves me alone, But I escape and meet some bones. Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all. I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste, I want to wipe out the Monster race. I’ve got no patience, got no resolve, I will slaughter, screw the dialogue. I fell from the light. Talk or Should I fight? Monster genocide. This my Undertale. I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose. With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose. Now watch me move, I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude. Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach, I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach, Chara’s my coach, All these monsters I will poach. Screw being pacifist. I think I’ll use my fists. I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity’s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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