Bad Romance Mug

tis a song thine lyrics goes like this: Whoooooaaaa Story of Undertale. I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott, I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot, Explains the plot, Wants me dead, wants me to rot. Toriel saves me, takes me to her home, And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone, Leaves me alone, But I escape and meet some bones. Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all. I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste, I want to wipe out the Monster race. I’ve got no patience, got no resolve, I will slaughter, screw the dialogue. I fell from the light. Talk or Should I fight? Monster genocide. This my Undertale. I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose. With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose. Now watch me move, I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude. Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach, I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach, Chara’s my coach, All these monsters I will poach. Screw being pacifist. I think I’ll use my fists. I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity’s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm