BAD AZZ HONCHO Mug
A MEMBER OF A FAMILY CALLED "BAD AZZ FAM" BAD AZZ HONCHO ,ALSO NAMED (HONCHO BRASI),BORN "TOREZ RODRIGUIZ COOPER" IN SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA. AT AGE OF NINE HONCHO WAS ALREADY IN THE MIND STATE OF INDEPENDENCE. AT THE AGE OF TEN HONCHO WAS MOVED TO A LARGE CITY CALLED "HOUSTON " IN THE STATE OF TEXAS. BAD AZZ HONCHO THEN STARTED HANGING OUT WITH YOUNG GUYS WHO HE WAS NATURALLY RELATED TO BY THE NAME OF "BAD AZZ FAM " BUT THEN THE INCARCERATIONS BEGAN. AS THE TEXAS SYSTEM HAD THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD CHANGE HIM FOR THE GOOD,ONLY MADE IT WORSE. AFTER BEING LOCKED AWAY IN THE "TEXAS YOUTH COMMISSION " HONCHO HAD ELEVATED TO AN EXTREME LEVEL. AFTER ADAPTING TO OLDER FELLAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD NAMED FIFTH WARD (THE BLOODY NICKEL) BY THE AGE OF SIXTEEN HONCHO HAD PROMOTED TO GOING AGG (ROBBERIES ) BUT THE PISTOL IN HAND GAME STATED TO MAKE HIM FEEL INVINCIBLE. THAT'S ALL HE WANTED TO DO. AT THE AGE OF 17 MR.BRASI WAS SENT TO A STATE PRISON FOR EVADING/MOTOR VEHICLE AND UNAUTHORIZED USE FOR 6 MONTHS. HONCHO THEN CAUGHT ANOTHER CASE WHILE THERE FOR ASSAULTING AN CORRECTION OFFICER ,THEN GIVEN 2bYEARS. IN A TEXAS PENITENTIARY. COMING HOME AT 19,HONCHO FOUND HIMSELF GETTING SHOT TWICE IN THE KNEE MADE HIM MORE RUTHLESS. FOLLOWING YEAR HONCHO HAD HIS FIRST CHILD "TOREZ JR (BABY HONCHO )" LOVE FOR HIS SON MADE HIM WANT TO SLOW DOWN, BUT BEING A BAD AZZ, HONCHO JUST COULDN'T SHAKE GOING TO JAIL. GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO BURY HIM A BAD AZZ . HONCHO ALSO PART OF A TEAM CALLED "TALKMONEY" (TM)
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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