auttie Mug
auttie is the purest soul the world has ever been blessed with and yet for someone to be more precious than she is. she’s absolutely stunning and her smile is perfect, when she enters a room and smiles suddenly everything lights up! she has the most charming and adorable personality and is super loveable, all her traits are irresistible not to fall for! she has the most beautiful laugh a girl could ever be given, even at the time she’ll snort and cackle. her hair is gorgeous and smells like strawberries, at least that’s how i’d imagine it to be. her attitude is headstrong and she likes to tease those she cares for as a form of affection, coming from her it makes you feel happier than insulted. she’s super funny and her sense of humor makes her even more attractive. she’s not afraid to take risks for those she cares about. never let go of an auttie or give up on them, those girls are going to go lengths for you to made you happy and miles to see you smile. she is an angel from god, looks wise and heart wise. if you don’t believe there’s something more beautiful than her face, take a look into her heart. her compassion and affection are like blessings! she will be there for you when you need comfort and to be consoled, she cares for you like nobody else ever could and her sweet words feel like a warm hug. i am lucky to say there’s an auttie in my life, not a day goes by where i’m not thanking the world for bringing her to me!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!