Atheism
After 13 billion years hydrogen turns into humans. After this transformation, we begin to see the natural progression of aquatic life taking on human attributes, which were spread from the explosion and expansion of hydrogen. After 2 billion years, a homosapien inhaled bee pollen into his lungsā¦ this caused him to be able to think and reason. We follow the historical arch of the homosapien, gradually making its progression to mirror the aquatic human development, each taking in whiffs of particular pollens, enabling them to grow closer to the humans we see today. The race of homosapiens and aquatic humans became one through a serious of intense mating rituals. The combination of these two races created the humans of today. We can still catch a glimpse of the homosapien and aquatic features in what we call āchildrenā in the current age. This is most commonly seen in individuals with blue hair or monkey-like intelligence. Some more prominent features of the aquatic humans can be seen in what we today call homosexuals. The primitive action of homosexuality was an act that the aquatic humans took part in which caused whole parts of their race to disappear and disease to run rampent. In conclusion, atheism is the most credible and reliable belief system. You can be anything you want! Evolution has proved this to be true. #atheismorbust
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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