ASHTRAY BEARD
The modern normie / npc lazy style for men of a wide age range from late 20's to senior age. This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more common now, actually quite prolific. The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin - the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially acceptable. Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan. This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else in a reflective vest. The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course. This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around. Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant. Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his friend when he told him to tell others about the no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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