ASHTRAY BEARD Tee
The modern normie / npc lazy style for men of a wide age range from late 20's to senior age. This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more common now, actually quite prolific. The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin - the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially acceptable. Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan. This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else in a reflective vest. The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course. This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around. Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant. Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his friend when he told him to tell others about the no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..