Ashe
ashe is the most amazing guy you’ll have the luck to know. he is incredibly kind, sweet, and caring. he will do anything for you, no questions asked, and then he’ll do even more than that. he has beautiful chocolate brown eyes that make your heart speed up when he’s looking at you. when he smiles, you want to do anything you can to make him do it again because he has a perfect smile. he has short, soft hair that makes him melt when you play with it. he is super flirty, bubbly, and touchy, but only with the ones special to him. otherwise, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and introverted. ashe is also crazy talented in anything he puts his mind to. he is always super funny and knows how to really make you laugh. you can’t help but smile when you’re around him. there’s something about him that’s so addictive, you just want to be around him all the time. he will also have a sensual effect on you. if you thought you had a libido before him, you didn’t. every time he’s around you, the tension is palpable. although he may seem innocent or naive, he’s secretly as filthy as you are, if not more. he knows how to have fun and he’s the best kisser you’ll ever meet. the way he kisses you will make you want to keep kissing him until your lips get sore. everything about him is so perfect that you wonder to yourself how he is attracted to you. but he’s not, because he’s attracted to me. he’s all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.