Ashe Mug
ashe is the most amazing guy you’ll have the luck to know. he is incredibly kind, sweet, and caring. he will do anything for you, no questions asked, and then he’ll do even more than that. he has beautiful chocolate brown eyes that make your heart speed up when he’s looking at you. when he smiles, you want to do anything you can to make him do it again because he has a perfect smile. he has short, soft hair that makes him melt when you play with it. he is super flirty, bubbly, and touchy, but only with the ones special to him. otherwise, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and introverted. ashe is also crazy talented in anything he puts his mind to. he is always super funny and knows how to really make you laugh. you can’t help but smile when you’re around him. there’s something about him that’s so addictive, you just want to be around him all the time. he will also have a sensual effect on you. if you thought you had a libido before him, you didn’t. every time he’s around you, the tension is palpable. although he may seem innocent or naive, he’s secretly as filthy as you are, if not more. he knows how to have fun and he’s the best kisser you’ll ever meet. the way he kisses you will make you want to keep kissing him until your lips get sore. everything about him is so perfect that you wonder to yourself how he is attracted to you. but he’s not, because he’s attracted to me. he’s all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy