Arizona
Ok, I just went through all the Arizona things, and hell, all of them are terrible! You can't base all your knowledge on stereotypes! And nobody better f*cking say "Oh I've been to Arizona. We just moved there and now we're leaving cause it's too stupid!" Cause I have news for you, IT'S NOT STUPID! U ARE! How long have you been here? Were you here for two weeks? Two months? Two years??? I've been here for my entire life. I've been to almost half the other states, and I would choose Arizona over any of them. So here's my definition of Arizona. The REAL definition. Arizona - The Grand Canyon State. State Flower - Saguaro Cactus Blossom. State Bird - Cactus Wren. the only place in the world you can find a saguaro cactus. (Which is why we take price in it) Coyote, Javelena, Horney Toads, Diamondback Rattlesnakes and many more very unique creatures have made Arizona there home. The cacti that are rooted here have many varieties including saguaro, prickly pear, barrel, jumping, organ pipe, and yucca. We have high taxes, but a LOT of other states do to. Do the math; NEW PRESIDENTS, MORE MONEY FOR OLD ONE!!! Most beautiful sunsets you have EVER seen! (Even northern Arizonans can relate.) Some of the best Mexican food in the country! (And no, Taco Bell does not count as Mexican food stupid mid-country people who say, "Hey, lets go for Mexican food!" And than go to Taco Bell.) Arizonans know the most Spanish than you! We can pronounce all the cacti I named earlier, and many more. No, not every resteraunt starts with ,"El," or ,"Los." We are immune to heat. Yes it's going to get hot here. We get some of the longest daylight hours in the country. This is why pilots from all around the country come here to practice for air shows. (Sorry you mid-country people. You kinda overlooked that fact!) We get to see planes of all different sorts fly here. (At least in Tucson. Sorry other cities! I'm just saying what i am for proof that our state is better than anyone else says it is!) So what if Tucson and Phoenix have heat problems in the summer??? Flagstaff and other northern cities in Arizona get visited for skiing in the winter! And many people visit our state for winter because they don't want to freeze in their own states. (So who's better??? The states who can't stay in there own states for winter cause it's too cold? Or the people who can suck it up in 125* weather in the summer???) Walk up to someone in Arizona and say Tucson. I will promise you will get either a clueless look cause they have no idea where tuCson is, laughed at cause there is no city named tuCson, or corrected because the "C" is silent. If you tried to last the rest of your life in the hot sun, you would be a little timid in the cold cold weather too. Just like if you grew up in the cold cold weather, (Like everybody leaves there states from,) and walk into Arizona, (Somewhere like Tucson or Phoenix. Or the Grand Canyon. or something like them. Hot I mean,) you would be cold. That is why we don't like the cold. because we live in the hot. Even people upstate know how to handle heat. they know how to handle the cold better than us, but they still know how to handle the heat. We may not have snow in hotter places in Arizona, but we have criosote bushes. if you ever smell a wet criosote, than you will know why I am letting you about this. They smell better than the rain. After a monsoon in the summer, (Hot rain,) the entire place smells like criosote. it is amazing. (Didn't know THAT did you mid-country people???) This is the Arizona I have grown up in. this is the Arizona I love. This is the arizona that people less knowledgealbe about the heat than us keep making fun off. Do you want us to find out everything that's wrong with your states and make fun of them??? NO!!! So please stop making fun of our beautiful state. And if you can't suck up the heat, don't diss those who can.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love my mug! 💘
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
awesome. came just as ordered.

I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Item came on time as promised
Exactly as expected!
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Order Journey
Today - Order Placed
Your order joins today's production batch by 11PM Pacific Time
Next Day - Quality Check
We review your order and prepare it for production
Production
Your product is created on-demand at the nearest facility, reducing waste and shipping time
Shipping
Your package begins its journey to you
Delivered!
Your custom product arrives at your doorstep
Times may vary based on your location and production facility
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.