Antiguan Bowflex Mug
Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all. Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
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