Antiguan Bowflex Mug
Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all. Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother