Amelia
The most beautiful girl to ever exist. Count yourself lucky if she ever graces you with her face. With her dark hair, and beautiful green eyes with a perfect shape. Her lips full and luscious. A single kiss could bring anybody back to life. Her face carefully crafted and sculpted by Michelangelo himself. She even has a cute nose to tie everything together and make her face the most appealing to ever exist. Her body is superb, with a slim waist and thicc thighs. She has a perfect hourglass figure. She looks soft and sweet, she has the best personality you could ever know if you get lucky enough to talk to her. She once competed against Marilyn Monroe in a beauty pageant, and sent Marliyn home crying. She was voted the most beautiful woman in the world by TMZ, and deserves the title of Miss Universe for her charm, lovely personality, and her beauty. Seeing her face will light up your world and be the highlight of your day. She'll be the only person you ever want to talk to, and you'll wait by the phone counting the minutes until she replies. Super funny, super cute, and super sweet. She really is one of a kind. You'll be the luckiest person ever if you get to call her yours. If you meet her, do not ever let go. It simply does not get any better than Amelia.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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