Aloni Mug
Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen. You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!