Allena Mug
Allena is the love of my life. She is beautiful, kind, smart, brave and so much more. words can not really describe how perfect she is. She has long wavy brown hair that is stunning even though she doesn’t realize it. Her smile is so bright it’s easy to fall in love with. Her hazel eyes practically glow in the sun. She doesn’t like to acknowledge her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle her own emotions. She’ll find herself laughing during sad and serious moments. However when you’re feeling down she’ll do anything in her power to make you feel happy. She makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She is truly a beautiful person inside and out. You have to remind her of that constantly because she’ll often forget. Remind allena of how amazing she is and she’ll probably cringe, however we know she secretly appreciates it. She doesn’t like mirrors and hates taking selfies because she doesn’t like her complexion. i think she’s the most beautiful person in the world. If you allena, are reading this, I want you to know how loved you are. By me, by your parents, by everyone you’ve ever met. you are truly special and i wouldn’t be here without you. You are what gave me life. you gave me something to live for. you gave me your love. i will cherish it for as long as i can. hopefully always, i don’t want to let you go. So here I promise I will not leave you ever. no matter where you are or where you go. you are too special to let loose. you are my euphoria.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!