Allena Mug
Allena is the love of my life. She is beautiful, kind, smart, brave and so much more. words can not really describe how perfect she is. She has long wavy brown hair that is stunning even though she doesn’t realize it. Her smile is so bright it’s easy to fall in love with. Her hazel eyes practically glow in the sun. She doesn’t like to acknowledge her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle her own emotions. She’ll find herself laughing during sad and serious moments. However when you’re feeling down she’ll do anything in her power to make you feel happy. She makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She is truly a beautiful person inside and out. You have to remind her of that constantly because she’ll often forget. Remind allena of how amazing she is and she’ll probably cringe, however we know she secretly appreciates it. She doesn’t like mirrors and hates taking selfies because she doesn’t like her complexion. i think she’s the most beautiful person in the world. If you allena, are reading this, I want you to know how loved you are. By me, by your parents, by everyone you’ve ever met. you are truly special and i wouldn’t be here without you. You are what gave me life. you gave me something to live for. you gave me your love. i will cherish it for as long as i can. hopefully always, i don’t want to let you go. So here I promise I will not leave you ever. no matter where you are or where you go. you are too special to let loose. you are my euphoria.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts