Allen Mug
He is masculine, exudes power and authority, and is not without a certain amount of magnetism. He is grounded and possesses a powerful energy. He is quite unimpressionable and walks his path calmly always seeking to progress, and to do this he relies on his strong will-power and hard work - albeit inconsistent. He is a sensitive soul. In etymology, Allen means "strong as a bear", and he appears stern and uncompromising, even curt and abrupt at times, although this is actually a façade designed to conceal the tender and sensitive soul that he really is. A man of duty, he is as good as his word. Direct, open and honest, he actually tends to be overly scrupulous and rigorous and in this respect, it is not always easy for those around him. Authoritarian, he has high standards for himself and expects the same from others. Tolerance not being his strong point, for example, one of his pet hates is wasting time for no good reason. He often receives great inspiration that pushes him to live his life intensely and to invest himself in projects that passion him. However the downside to all that pressure and ambition is that the result can be "explosions", of abruptness and anger. Injustice makes him beside himself with fury and renders him capable of aggressive behaviour. Of scrupulous and perfectionist nature, he has a tendency to want to dissect every situation. He is in possession of an analytical mind and acute intuitive abilities, and in general his memory is also excellent.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy