Alec Mug

A sweaty Boy with big tits and tiny feet. He likes to roll around in the dirt when no one is watching and he sometimes likes to sneak up behind people and giggle. His fingers are always sticky. When he goes to sleep at night he picks his boogers and puts them in a notebook for safe keeping. His specialty is being a troll online, he likes to play roblox and rub his nipples. He can be discovered because he goes by the name "Captain" sometimes. If you know an alec that does this you should avoid them immediately. They can be poisonous, and extremely dangerous if left alone with for more than 2 seconds. He will creepily grin and stare and then bite you. But if you give his belly a rub and feed him his favorite chips he will make moaning sounds and cream himself, don't be alarmed its perfectly normal and it just means that he likes you. Now he will become your friend and follow you everywhere to defend your honor.