Alanna Mug
Alanna is a small midget with really huge boobs. In fact they're bigger than the Earth itself. She is very hyper, and loves sour patch kids. She is one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. She tends to zone out a lot though, so be prepared to repeat what you said a couple of times. She is very book-smart but not quite street-smart. She has hair that grows faster than Rapunzel. She is addicted to facebook, and constantly tries to delete it but usually re-opens it within a few days. She isn't like most slutty teenagers because she doesn't care what people think about her. She doesn't go out of her way to impress people. She does what she wants, and says what she wants. In conclusion Alannas are the shit. And you should meet one. :D
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!