ahlazah Mug
Ahlazah is one of the baddest bitches in the world. She is beautiful just as she is tough. She likes to think she’s grown and doesn’t take no shit from anyone, but she still has a lot to learn. Ahlazah is the life of the party. She definitely knows how to make people laugh and have a good time, there is never a dull moment with her. Sometimes she gets in her feelings but that’s okay, she’s only human after all. If she fucks with you, she fucks with you and has your back 100%. Although she seems shy and timid when you first meet her, you will quickly find out she is the exact opposite. She is loud, in your face at times and conceited around those she feels comfortable with. Watch out for an Ahlazah though, as great as she can be the temper she has can be dangerous. Ahlazah acts/reacts before thinking, she can be impulsive, but at the end of the day she can make everything alright. Ahlazah is someone you can’t help but to love. Her big personality and even bigger heart make her the best friend everyone can only wish for and anyone who comes across an Ahlazah should be thankful they have such an amazing and inspiring woman in their life. Ahlazah is truly remarkable.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy