Aemos
Aemos is lumberjack, he works hard by day and by night he retreats to his cabin in the deep forest, there he gives his achy and defined muscles a rest. He reads by candlelight next to the fire in his home. Hes built his home by hand. He smokes on his pipe, he waits for his wife to come home. She arrives, they embrace each other, it’s been a long hard winter and they’ve been away from each for some time now. He pours her a glass of wine, they dine by candlelight. Afterward, she massages his achy chest, the muscles on his shoulders, his forearms. They embrace and he begins to kiss her. She’s suspended in time in his arms. She’s never quite felt like this, it’s as thought they’re teenagers again. He picks her up, they move to the bedroom. There he’s got petals of roses and candles strewn about the room. He caresses her cheek, he loves in for a kiss. They begin to passionately make love.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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