Aemos
Aemos is lumberjack, he works hard by day and by night he retreats to his cabin in the deep forest, there he gives his achy and defined muscles a rest. He reads by candlelight next to the fire in his home. Hes built his home by hand. He smokes on his pipe, he waits for his wife to come home. She arrives, they embrace each other, it’s been a long hard winter and they’ve been away from each for some time now. He pours her a glass of wine, they dine by candlelight. Afterward, she massages his achy chest, the muscles on his shoulders, his forearms. They embrace and he begins to kiss her. She’s suspended in time in his arms. She’s never quite felt like this, it’s as thought they’re teenagers again. He picks her up, they move to the bedroom. There he’s got petals of roses and candles strewn about the room. He caresses her cheek, he loves in for a kiss. They begin to passionately make love.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
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