Achilles Mug
Achilles was a demigod and the best fighter in Troy. Achilles WAS NOT LOVERS WITH PATROCLUS . Achilles and Patroclus were best friends. They had a huge platonic love. The rumor that he was gay was a bullshit which Platonas said an ancient Greek writer. Homer never mention Achilles and Patroclus being gay. Achilles was immortal cause his mother Thettis was a God and wanted to protect him even tho she knew he would die. She holded Achilles by the heel and putted him on the River Styx. He became immortal but he had his weak spot his heel. When Achilles and Patroclus got to Troy Achilles was a total badass killing everyone infront him with his army the myrmidons. He fell in love with Briseies. Until Agamemnon took his girl. Achilles got mad and he refused to fight.He begged his mother to do him a favor and make the greeks lose so they realize that they need him back. Thettis as a good mother did it and the Greeks were BEGGING for him to go back but he was being a crybaby as well and refused to fight. Patroclus then told him to go fight in his armor so he can give the Greeks courage again. Achilles agreed but he told him to DON'T pass the river. Patroclus didn't listen and got killed by Hector. Achilles lost himself when hr learned about his death and refused to eat, sleep, drink and leave his corpse for 7 days. he got a new armor and a few weeks later he just went on battle and killed EVERYTHING he saw. He killed Hector of course. In the end he died by an arrow on the heel.
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
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