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376 is a nameless whore found on highway 90 in Texas. She is the grossest most horrible disgusting awesome two minutes of sex you will ever have. She was the middle child of two military parents. At a young age she had to get permanent retainers. She was left out on the side of the road when she was expelled for giving birth in the middle of lunch. After a few years or so she started hooking. After several decades of prostitution she has a hole in her throat from throat cancer complications from smoking and dipping for forty five years. She has a hole in her cheek where her husband/pimp likes to fuck her while shes giving a blowjob, or a throatjob using the hole in her throat. She is diseased ridden so any dick goes into her mouth experiences a burning sensation. Her permanent retainers are turned out like barbed wire in her mouth. She likes to drink straight Jack while doing any kind of sex act. She gets fisted regularly in all her holes including the hole in her throat, which has a constant layer of crusty jizz. She likes it when someone rims her throat hole, which smells like cheese. The reason behind her name was that the first erson to give her a name only had $3.76 cents in their pocket.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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