376
376 is a nameless whore found on highway 90 in Texas. She is the grossest most horrible disgusting awesome two minutes of sex you will ever have. She was the middle child of two military parents. At a young age she had to get permanent retainers. She was left out on the side of the road when she was expelled for giving birth in the middle of lunch. After a few years or so she started hooking. After several decades of prostitution she has a hole in her throat from throat cancer complications from smoking and dipping for forty five years. She has a hole in her cheek where her husband/pimp likes to fuck her while shes giving a blowjob, or a throatjob using the hole in her throat. She is diseased ridden so any dick goes into her mouth experiences a burning sensation. Her permanent retainers are turned out like barbed wire in her mouth. She likes to drink straight Jack while doing any kind of sex act. She gets fisted regularly in all her holes including the hole in her throat, which has a constant layer of crusty jizz. She likes it when someone rims her throat hole, which smells like cheese. The reason behind her name was that the first erson to give her a name only had $3.76 cents in their pocket.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
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