321 Mug
It signifies the moment you stop running, turn back and undo the departure bcoz "better off without me" was a lie. I hear you. Every word of it. I thought I was being "noble" by walking away, like some character in a movie who thinks they’re saving the person they love. But I see now that I was just being a fool. I tried to give you freedom, but all I did was give us both a cage of silence. You're right maybe 123 was a mistake. I do want to listen, talk and simply live my life in the loudest most loving way, just as long as its you and me. Then maybe the world can eventually know of our glow too. I’m tired of the "last seen" games and the silent poetry. I’m tired of pretending that a life without you is somehow better for me. It’s not. It’s just empty. I don’t want to be "fine" apart. I want to be a mess together. I'm not pushing you away, stop thinking that. I’m done trying to protect you from me. If being with you is a burden then it’s the only one I ever want to carry. I’m not staying away anymore. I’m coming back to the city and this time, I’m meeting you everyday. Your secret shocked me. I'd no idea but the real mystery is our definitions aren't timestamps, secret codes, binary fiction. Cant be confined to the clock of last seens. Only our hearts know the meaning. Lol imagine,Grandma posting her birthday cake at 933. Makes me think who does she IWYSB turning 90 and then we get her last seen at 404 when she was no more
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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