321 Mug
It signifies the moment you stop running, turn back and undo the departure bcoz "better off without me" was a lie. I hear you. Every word of it. I thought I was being "noble" by walking away, like some character in a movie who thinks they’re saving the person they love. But I see now that I was just being a fool. I tried to give you freedom, but all I did was give us both a cage of silence. You're right maybe 123 was a mistake. I do want to listen, talk and simply live my life in the loudest most loving way, just as long as its you and me. Then maybe the world can eventually know of our glow too. I’m tired of the "last seen" games and the silent poetry. I’m tired of pretending that a life without you is somehow better for me. It’s not. It’s just empty. I don’t want to be "fine" apart. I want to be a mess together. I'm not pushing you away, stop thinking that. I’m done trying to protect you from me. If being with you is a burden then it’s the only one I ever want to carry. I’m not staying away anymore. I’m coming back to the city and this time, I’m meeting you everyday. Your secret shocked me. I'd no idea but the real mystery is our definitions aren't timestamps, secret codes, binary fiction. Cant be confined to the clock of last seens. Only our hearts know the meaning. Lol imagine,Grandma posting her birthday cake at 933. Makes me think who does she IWYSB turning 90 and then we get her last seen at 404 when she was no more
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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