22 reasons to stay single:
Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why: 1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys 2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...) 3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.) 4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is 5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water. 6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone. 7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits. 8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough. 9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore 10. you have to shave 11. you have to cook for two now 12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse. 13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument. 14. He won't respect the cat. 15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired 16. you eventually have to deal with the break up 17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was. 18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'. 19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy. 20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.' 21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are. 22. You have to hold your farts in Miss Britney Kneecap
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
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Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
This is made by my friend i love it
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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