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Dallas threesome: When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Face Crack: Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.

Heart Horny: Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.

Maskfishing: The phenomenon where a person appears to be more attractive because they are wearing a facemask.

Minnesota Goodbye: The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.

Going Flat: Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.

California Sober: To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

Throat Goat: The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Pashmam: Persian slang, Used when so surprised, or terrified; something like "omfg" or "holy shit" in English Literally means "oh my wool"! (Pashm (wool) is a metaphor for body hair.) Originally used as "pashmam rikht!" means "my body hair fell off (because i was too shook)!"

Inner Spanktum: Inner Spanktum (noun): The deepest bowels of the Spanktuary, sought out for utmost privacy and peace. Usually a bedroom bathroom.

No thank you: Fuck off!

Yuck my yums.: To criticize personal preferences even though there is no purpose and nothing to be gained.

Adultification: Adultification is when groups of minority children are treated as more mature than lighter skinned children. it stems from a racial bias and negative stereotype of minority groups. This view is usually projected onto young African American girls, people thinking they don't need as much comfort, security, and love as white or lighter skinned children, and that African American girls know more about adult topics, are more mature, and know more about sex. Adultification is seen heavily in media, African American girls and women being seen as more sassy, mature, aggressive, and/or provocative, this can also be (sadly) applied to other minority groups.

Dog In A Bathtub: Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub

mathom: A regift. A relatively trivial object that has repeatedly been given as a present. Strictly, a mathom is probably NOT an object with a tendency to decay (i.e. fruitcake), nor an object of obviously poor construction (i.e. a crooked handmade sweater or junk), nor a family heirloom or a useful "hand-me-down" article (i.e. toddler clothing), nor one which requires expensive upkeep (i.e. a large, exotic pet -- a proveribial white elephant). Such objects most likely persist because they are slightly too valuable or unusual to dispose of outright or give to Goodwill, yet have such limited use or appeal that few wish to retain them. Modern-day candidates for mathomhood are commonly visible in catalogs for novelty electronics, pop art, junk jewelry, and sports memorabilia, as well as in roadside "local" gift stores.

Unfortunate Acronym: An unfortunate Acronym is an acronym for an organisation or person that results in a word that is rude, disgusting or totally inappropriate. A typical example would be the Country and Urban Nature Trail Society which was intended to promote pleasant nature walks in both the town and countryside. It never got off the ground because the acronym was CUNTS. Another British example is Radical Alternatives to Prison, a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to abolish prisons. They were originally going to be called Completely Radical Alternatives to Prison – CRAP, but decided against this, perhaps it was too close to the truth about their ideas. One unfortunate acronym which is still currently used is TWAT which stands for The War Against Terrorism, while from the United States comes FLOTUS which identifies the President’s wife and stands for First Lady Of The United States. It’s an unfortunate acronym in that it sounds as if it is something unpleasant lurking in a toilet bowl. I suppose they could try removing some of the unimportant letters, but FLOUS and FLUS don’t sound much better.

the finger: means fuck you...enuff said

dumbphone: (n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.

touch some grass: something you say when somebody is acting disconnected from the real-life world

Dead Meme: A meme that has become irrelevant or unfunny, often due to age or overly cringeworthy use. A Dead Meme does not have to be old; many people still continue to make Shrek jokes despite the many years since original thread. Often times a Dead Meme can be revived, if only self-referential, or satirical. If not, it can be considered quite annoying for a Dead Meme to be used.

tsuris: A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.

neko: 1. the basic Japanese noun for "cat." 2. Japanese slang for the "bottom" in a homosexual relationship. The claim that it is derived from the word for "cat" is a folk etymology; the true origin of the word is unknown, but it might be related to the Japanese verbs "neru" (寝る: to lie down, to lie supine; to go to bed, to go to sleep)/"nekaseru" (寝かせる: to put someone to bed, to lay somebody down) or the noun "nekko" (根っこ: the base of a tree, the roots around the bottom of a tree). It is the counterpart of "tachi" (タチ: the "top"), which might be related to Japanese "tachi" (太刀: a Japanese long sword) or "tachi" (立ち: standing (up), the state of being erect).

padiddle: A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing. ~A pair of shoes generally count as one article. ~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc. ~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.

Conflirtation: (v), (n): The act of flirting through conflict.

crumpkin: Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ): He is conflicted to flip the table. he stares endlessly into the table's polished wood. He gazes upon the earth in wonderment. he throws caution to the wind and grabs it by its side. But then he stops. He looks at the floor surrounding him. "Someone stayed and worked on this table for hours on end, and my rage should be its undoing?" His thoughts drown him as he 2continues to stare at the table

moche-mignon: Adjective /mɔʃ/ - /ˈmɪnjɒn/ A compound word in french for "ugly-cute" often used to describe animals, people, and/or inanimate objects which upon first glance appear ugly, but upon further examination are kind of...cute. E.g. a bulgy-eyed chihuahua, most pugs, B.J. Novak, buck teeth.

bridge of chills: The male anatomical area running from the anus to the bottom of the ball sack and which is sensitive to oral stimulation