Urban Dictionary Hoodies

love puff: A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.

party foul: Something socially unacceptable done in a social gathering.

Skinship: In Korea, the term "skinship" is used to describe the act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (Usually same-sex, but can include both genders.) platonic friends. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, and kissing on the cheeks. Sometimes it goes even deeper than that and can even involve bathing together, as Koreans (And the Japanese) believe that group nudity helps break down the barriers and helps establish a closer relationship.

Green and brown m&m: Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian

farm emo: country music

brochet: Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

I like the cut of your Jib: a far classier version of "i like your style", originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by the cut of the ships jib so saying that you like the cut of someones jib is a way of saying, i like the way you're heading.

jackass of all trades: A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

goofing around: As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

Blackfishing: When a white person has purposely made themselves appear black on the internet

Flounce: When a member of an online community announces they are leaving, usually after a protracted disagreement with other members of the community.

sanctimommy: A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"

tactical spoon: Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning; When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Thought leader: A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Reverse Midas Touch: Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

corpocracy: While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

premad: Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

outwordle: While playing the online game Wordle, when a friend, family member -- anyone, really -- guesses the day's word in fewer tries than you.

rainbow capitalism: when big corporations pretend to support gay people and trans people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff

Green m&m: the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

permabear: A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what. Opposite of permabull

Thoughts and prayers: I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

piece of piss: A task that is considered easy. Generally this term is used in Australia.

Pussy stick: Another word for a vape pen.

stitious: When you are not fully superstitious. If you're just a little superstitious you're merely stitious.

porky pies: Cockney slang for "lies"

Okie Doke: To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden ball trick in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using loaded dice. A Ponzi scheme.

Covid Dutch Oven: Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.