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Gaming Claw: The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw.

soap dodger: Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

iPause: iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.

Microsoft Minute: A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.

Splenda Daddy: A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

You know what we should do: A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Instagram: Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.

get it: A phrase having many different meanings but usually "congratulating" someone else for something they've achieved (usually in the sexual realm but for pretty much anything).

yolo: You Only Live Once!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: Radio Phonetics for: What the fuck Commonly used to accentuate the phrase.

ghost post: A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other. The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Vehicular Hypochondria: A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.

earboob: When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

classy smashed: the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

Reverse Mormon: The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name. The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.

First world injury: An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

taxable: if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is 'taxable.'

longversation: The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.

Speaker Phony: Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.

Practical Friday: The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.

IJS: I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

shift: To make out, snog, french kiss

Egg Salad Monday: The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?: A slightly rude way of saying "no".

stock market: the fastest way to lose money

Order of the Broken Wrist: A man that is known to be gay.

phone-yawn: The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.