Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Prosopobibliophobia: Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.

Kinderstruck: The stricking feeling one gets of childhood nostalgia. Remembering something from childhood with longing.

nerd-do-well: A financially successful geek.

Olympic Adoption: The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.

Chik-Fil-Atheist: A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

bong appetit: When you're stoned, about to munch, and wish someone a good meal.

olympics: n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly. ......................................................................................

Dictionary Inception: When you look up the meaning of a word and the definition uses a version of the same word.

troubabore: a bad street musician \ optional: 'troubasnore'

Mittconception: A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

successorize: Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful

No Collar: The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.

boner pants: noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

axehole: A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

texticle: When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

bone ami: A French fuck buddy.

Slowest Common Denominator: The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.

Diabeating your kids: When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

googlical proportions: when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

Oh My God Particle: the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

Dreamathon: The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.

insomnia dyslexia: 1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense. 2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.

poor man's limo: any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

Ann Curry'd: 1. Fired without merit or reason 2. Being let go from a job unexpectedly.

Pintervention: When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.

Freedom Fondle: The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.

fronting: Acting like you are more, or you have more than what really exists.

old.edu: Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."