Urban Dictionary Hoodies

wag1: Translates to "what's going on?" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means "what's up?" "what's happening in your life?" or even just "hi, how are you?". Used as an internet slang greeting.

Pleb: Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.

Voicemail voice: A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

Skymall solution: An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.

Shaking the ketchup bottle: Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

Student Loan: n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Penis Game: This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.

Canasian: An Asian who lives in Canada

Lap Hog: A large penis

grass ceiling: The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.

peter out: 1) To lose intensity or dwindle in strength. 2) An exposed penis (peter).

drive it like you stole it: Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

poliitical schadenfreude: The pleasure experienced when a member of an opposed political party is experiencing embarassment or disfunction.

Gangnam Style: "Gangnam Style" is a Korean neologism mainly associated with upscale fashion and lavish lifestyle associated with trendsetters in Seoul’s Gangnam district (강남), which is considered the most affluent part of the metropolitan area. In colloquial usage, it is comparable to the English slang terms “swag” or “yolo”.

Lonelybooking: Adding status updates to Facebook, constantly, because no one is paying attention to one. Also, being alone in one's room in a house full of people, feeling lonely, and appealing to Facebook to feel validated.

fuck you pay me: Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

pawdicure: Trimming a dog or cats nails.

JetBlue Balls: When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

poindextrous: To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.

Lb's: Pounds or fat, (lb) is the symbol for pounds.

Japan: The country with the world's best toilets.

wowthritis: The gnarled shape of your hands and arms after playing several hours and/or days of World of Warcraft. This condition usually results in sore joints and numbness.

point of no return: when someone is so close to orgasm that he or she cannot stop having sex/masturbating, regardless of the circumstances

laugh: A smile having an orgasm.

Reverse Cock Block: A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.

Landmass: The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi.

Scroll Shock: Verb. When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Bed Browsing: Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.