Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Pepperazzi: Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.

lololol: Laughing Out Loud Obnoxiously Lengthily On-Line A lengthier version of LOL.

Hipstercrite: Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.

on blast: to embarass someone or to make someone look stupid

ermahgerd: used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.

Irish handcuffs: when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Battery Battle: The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

platonic humping: platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?: This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?" By the way, I'm Catholic.

Glasshole: A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.

it's been real: A phrase used as a farewell, when the experience shared has been of unique, experimental, or strange phenomenon. Also, a manner of stating that surreal time frame has been shared between two or more peeps.

madam of bracelets: A group of gay men.

Nintendo Pilot: Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.

deaf breath: When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Karaoke Filibuster: Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.

literally: People often confuse this word with figuratively.

domestic blindness: Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

Web Glow: When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.

friend at first sight: when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.

Coffee Shop Productivity: The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

Vatication: When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication. Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

opprescedent: An unlawful and/or oppressive precedent set by a person or persons claiming authority.

eCock-block: When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

Soft Googling: When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.

Hollywood Historian: Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.

Eyeolating: When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.

psychic: A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.

Coupon Karma: The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.