Urban Dictionary Hoodies

urine echo: The sound created from urine slashing against the urinal walls

Meateatiation: The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.

leftfielding: adj:/ the act of contributing a comment amongst a group of friends that is completely irrelevant to the current subject matter currently discussed.

email roulette: This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail. The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.

Tubeception: The process of (often aimlessly) browsing YouTube videos via the suggested/related videos that are provided on the YouTube sidebar or at the conclusion of a viewed YouTube clip. Refers to the concept of the "dream, within a dream, within a dream" from the movie Inception; except users are experiencing a video, within a video, within a video. Can often be a great way of finding obscure and random YouTube content that usually ends up being a world away from the initial search.

trickle down theory: Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.

Update Day: The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

Manager trois: When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.

poo parkour: The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall. Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".

bio-illogical clock: the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend. also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

Netaflixia: Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.

suicide by superpower: annihilation stemming from picking a fight with an utterly more powerful force.

boytox: When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.

Jizzneyland: When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

Wise beyond beers: Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Banana Racist: Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.

cell phone salute: When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

Patient Zero: Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

April Reals: When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.

Jesus: Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

window eating: The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

Link Diving: The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com

MeDD: People who have trouble talking about anyone but themselves for any length of time. The "enough about me, what do you think of me" syndrome.

Facebook insomnia: A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.

talmbout: 1. a conjuction of the words talking & about 2. refering to; asking a question 3. Yelled at broads when leaving the club to see whats poppin 4.to plot or scheme

man points: Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional. Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

prexhausted: Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.

blogosfear: Fear of being talked about or becoming a character in someone's blog.