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Outlaw country: A style of country popularized in the 60s and 70s as going back to the roots of true country. Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Jr, Kris Kristofferson, David Allan Coe, and Merle Haggard are some of the most recognizable of the genre.

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stealth wealth: Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.

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goocher: Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

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Clanktai: AI porn. Clanker + Hentai

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fun bobby: A guy who is only fun when he is drunk. Otherwise he is pretty boring when he is completely sober. Often a reference to an episode of the sitcom Friends where Monica dated fun Bobby, who was not only boring, but downright depressing when sober.

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cooch mouse: A Tampon.

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carbrain: Car-centric urban planning that has led to stroads, strip malls, ugly america, and cultural disintegration. All because the idea of taking a light rail to work fills them with panic and heart palpitations.

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Chat is this real?: The meme “Chat is this real?” started with live streamers asking their live audience about the legitimacy of obviously fabricated online content. It is now commonly used as a sarcastic reference to obvious fake and AI-generated material.

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Widow’s Fire: The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner

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Involute: A person who relentlessly works the hardest and the most hours possible - with a negative connotation of giving in to our corporate and governmental overloads.

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sportswashing: The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.

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truthstorian: In the FX series “The Lowdown,” ‘truthstorian’ is a made up word that Lee Raybon (Ethan Hawke) uses to describe himself. Truthstorians are citizen journalists who seek to uncover the truth, often outside of established institutions, by relying on traditional legwork, conversation, and a willingness to confront powerful figures and corruption (with mixed results).

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Rapture bomb: As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

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Live Play: on the popular social networking platform "sniffies", the function of video chatting is sometimes referred to as "live play", where two individuals may observe each others appearance more presently and ascertain an idea of their physical compatibility with each other. sometimes used as a deterrent for "catfish"

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hose goat: Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

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regretamin: Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

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jawboning: to persuade or exhort

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bald eagle: the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women

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Youthquake: A peaceful, digital-driven revolution by the youth of a country in protest against dictators who suppress democracy.

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Nopology: Noun 1. a non-regretful acknowledgement of an offense or failure: “You’re right, I am sorry but I wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t cause the problem.” Synonyms: false expression of regret, “Fine, I’m sorry are you happy now?”

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go birds: Used in the Philadelphia area and South Jersey. Supposed to mean “go eagles” but actually means “thank you” “your the best” “have a good day” and anything else you can come up with.

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Unc.: Uncle; brother of your father or your mother; slang. Older male mentor

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sweaty: A kid in a game who tries way too hard that later, everyone starts to hate. You never want to become this kid.

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Tai Tai: Tai tai (太太) is a Chinese colloquial term for a wealthy married woman who does not work. It is the same as the Cantonese title for a married woman.

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Etsy Witch: An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

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Doomba: A Doomba is a death dealing floor cleaning robot. A Roomba (the popular floor cleaning robot) is outfitted with various dangerous items taped to it such as knives, cats, saw blades and blow guns.

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gin blossoms: A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.

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New Meta: New changes/updates to keep video games healthy that usually upset other players due to having to re-adjust to these changes.

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