Vic

A Vic is a good husband although he does get annoying sometimes. Vic's like to eat chips and chew them as fast as a bunny chews, and lick their fingers after each chip. They crunch salad at super human speed in that fake duck lip look that girls make when they take selfies. They eat pasta 12 times a week and drown it in tomato sauce so it looks like soup. They are bow legged and walk fast with their heads tilted to one side. Vic's think in circles and never pay attention to what you say so you have to repeat it 83 times but they still doesn't understand. They always says "Hold on!" before you finish what you are saying. A Vic is very cheap and questions you about what you spend even though it's your money but it's ok for them to buy GTO parts for a car called Christine (named after the Steven King movie) that sits in a garage under a cover. They are also closet perverts that are too soft with a whip and paddle and end up getting spanked. They are good at fixing everything but fix them wearing shorts with socks up to their knees and nerdy black shoes. A Vic's will not paint walls until the paint on them become transparent and have holes in them. They do not get mad after they paint and their wives bang the door handle into the wall making a hole.