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unconditional Love Hoodie

so-called 'christians' hilariously point to John 3:16 as 'proof' of their God's 'UNCONDITIONAL love' - "For God so 'loved' the world, that he gave his only begotten 'son' - THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM..." stop right there - DOES ANYONE SEE THE CONDITION? i capitalized it for the slow ones... so this so-called 'loving' 'god' apparently won't terrorize you for Eternity if you believe that having his 'son' maniacally crucified somehow PROVES his 'unconditional love' for you (as long as you BELIEVE the fairy tale)... you have to truly be INSANE to believe such a convoluted absurdity... to be 'IN Love' is a contradiction... One cannot be IN Oneness - One can only BE Love / BE Oneness... to 'be IN the ocean' (you + ocean = SEPARATION) is vastly different than 'Being the Ocean (only Ocean = Oneness)... the incessant cultural brain-washing tells us that 'being IN love' is actually a notch above the normalized 'love', and is directed at one special person you are having sex with - and hence this extreme attachment you are in fact creating, actually has the potential to MAKE LOVE... if that doesn't make you laugh until it hurts - you either have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever or your ability to THINK CRITICALLY has been totally co-opted by patriarchy... sex is truly TRULY ANTITHETICAL to Love - and the sooner we understand that sex is the root cause of most of the insanity on Earth (overpopulation), the sooner Earth begins healing from the insanity of civilization...

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h.Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C.Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N.Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M.Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M.Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha ChevonneDec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

BundaiDec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

OwenNov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E.Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K.Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24
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