Tool Hoodie
A tool, is a person that lives life in a way that only a new social status can properly portray. A tool is someone who has a fairly small knowledge of automobiles, but drives a early 80's to late 90's muscle car. Typically a tool will drive a camaro, or mustang. Although a tool has no real automotive knowledge they know ceartain terms such as "headers" or "manifold" and will uniquely craft sentences around these terms to create the appearence of a deep knowledge of engine performance. Along with this a tool has one main goal in life, and that is to get laid. A tool could be considered in the same class as a bro, as far as this catagory is considered. When at a party a tool must in fact, be unwanted by everyone else at the party, even those who would call him a friend. A Tool will almost never wear long sleeves, and if he does, they are to be rolled up, so that his fore-arm muscles are well exposed. A tool's arms are a very important part of his identity, if A tool were to have no arms, he would cease to be a tool, and would most likely cease to exist altogether. Because of this driving passion to have massive arms, a tool will most likely spend a good amount of time in the gym, Once a solid gym status is accomplished, A tool will not only come to the gym to work out, but also just to "chill" or check out the women on the treadmills. Another aspect of a tool, is there incredible ability to attract marry-able women. Marry-able would be a characteristic of a girl who is Quite beautiful, intelligient at first glance, and almost-christian(An actually intelligent, Christian girl would never date a tool, because that would instantly deny them access to both the aforementioned adjectives). Although no one has been able to fully understand this phenomena it is a very important role for a tool to fulfill. When someone says, "in college, she will either date.. so and so, Or she will date a complete Tool." This is all right and good, It is important for girls to fulfill this cliche. This is one of the biggest reasons that 90% of the Male population hates Tools. Women rarely see Tools as in fact Tools, but common descriptive phrases are, but not limited to: "He's really nice when he wants to be", "He's actually really cool when you get to know him", "He gets along great with my mom."
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!