the orris Hoodie
The Orris The Orris comes from the sub-species Orristoplesians and is the one of the largest living mammals on the earth. There are only a few known documented sightings of the ever elusive Orris who remains a mystery to scientists. Description The Orris has a small scruff beard that looks much like that of a homeless homosexual man. The Orris can often be seen wearing hats that contain the team emblems of horrible football teams. Standing at approximately 5’ 9’’ and weighing in at 140 #’s the Orris’ small body size contributes to the small size of the Orris Penis. Little is known about the appearance of the Baby Orris, b/c nobody has ever spotted one or recovered a photo from the Orris bloodline. Traits & Habits The Orris has many strange rituals which can set him apart from other wild animals. He often can be found cheering for his favorite (and shitty) football team the Carolina Panthers. The Orris has been an alcoholic since the grandma Orris gave him some alcohol distilled primitively in the stump of an oak tree outside of her lean-to to sooth his injured back. The Orris can often be found pirating movies off of his terrible computer that he tries to convince humans is the best. Has been spotted numerous times angrily chasing humans with a tennis racket and also enjoys volley-ball. The Orris is known for terrible ID pictures and wearing nerd bird glasses while driving his jeep. It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand. Diet The Orris eats a very small amount of food because he is a picky little bastard. His favorite food was the chicken patty with cheese and lettuce on a white bread bun. The Orris liked this food because it gave him a balanced diet of protein, dairy, vegetables, and carbohydrates. When the chicken patty was changed and disappeared from the Orris’ feading grounds in 2006, he nearly starved to death. Fortunately for the species he was able to acquire a taste in the abundant and always present nachos, on which he enjoys pounds of salsa dip. Mating The Orris is very picky about his women and has very strange mating characteristics. In order to release his seed into his mate, the Orris must engage in intercourse on top of a counter, preferably that of a kitchen. When the Orris reaches climax he will yell out his mating call, YABADABADOOO!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.