the grump
An imaginary being that is said to have extraordinary strength, speed, stamina and trillions of other insane super powers. Biography: Name: The Grump Age: Unknown (Created before the Universe) Weight: Unweighable Height: 9'11'' Summary: The Grump came into existence quadrillions of years before the universe was created. 14 billion years ago, he became bored for the first time, so he invented Mexican food. He didn't know what to do with the creation so, after 18 thousand years, he ate it. The diabolical invention gave the Grump gas which then erupted from his anus with the force of 900 decillion megaton nuclear warheads and thus, created the universe. The universe aged, and for a time it was good. He wandered from planet to planet, destroying billions of highly advanced races in distant galaxies. On one fateful day, the Grump found the Milky Way (named as such because its core is comprised mainly of the Grump's semen). He wandered aimlessly around the galaxy until he found our Solar System and not long after... our planet. Luckily for Human kind as we know it, he enjoyed the climate, and the Oceans (which at the time, were only fresh water, but the Grump had a sexual appetite that literally exploded into the oceans. Thus Salt water was born). The Grump became lonesome on the lifeless planet and so he created fossils, which amused him to a degree for millions of years. But he soon became lonesome again and invented the Dinosaurs. He enjoyed there company and used them as his minions. But soon, the highly intelligent creatures attempted to gain sovereignty over the planet and so the Grump destroyed them, turning them into his highly advanced sculptures, fossils. The Grump, sad that he lost his only companion ever, he invented the Genus "Homo". After 100, 000 years Humans evolved, who the Grump feared for a time. But the Grump soon instilled them with conflicts among themselves, causing wars, religions and hate. The Grump still lives among us today, lurking in the shadows (of immensly tall buildings). He wanders the planet, once again, aimlessly; planning revenge on the Humans for taking the one thing that no other species ever in the history of the universe could ever take: sovereignty over their own planet. Copyright 2006-2007 © -All Rights Reserved-
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |