Sontia Hoodie
Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot. Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson). Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!