smidjulum
Smidjulum Smidjulum….Noun….it is the residue that forms between your toes(primary definition)Smidjulum as a substance ca be found on a body anywhere there is skin to skin contact. Buttocks (with bum hair…could cause knotting) belly button, armpits….etc… Smidjulum primarily occurs as a natural function as the body sheds its skin cells, it is especially attracted to lint, fuzz, and pubic hair, and any of your fingers used as probes. Fortunately having more that ones fair share of Smidjulum is not as of yet a crime, but it usually accompanied by a lack of hygiene, and loneliness, and avoidance from the clerk at the shoe store. While there is no medical treatment for acute Smidjulum, a daily regiment of bathing can all but eradicate Smidjulum, but you will probably still be a looser just the same. Background: I first became aware of Smidjulum when I was 15, about 21 years ago. Those glorious days of teenage love and experimentation aaaahhhhhh. I was sucking on my girlfriends toes, and this foul foreign substance not only assaulted my taste buds, but attacked my olfactory senses, it was rude. But what could I say…mention cheese, and I would quickly find myself in dry land, instead of pie land. From that moment forward it became one of my life’s goals to bring awareness and acceptance in regards to our exfoliated shin. Today is a big leap; we are going to name the beast! Smidjulum...help me to help others overcome their gross habit of wearing tennis shoes without socks, wearing the same pair of underwear far past their expiration date, or my poor uncle Bruno who refuses to give up his cotton undershirt in June. (Cotton multiplies the strength of Smidjulum) Thanks for your kind concern…and please be careful, and when you broach the topic of Smidjulum please do so with a certain amount of decorum…..you never know who’s packin more than their fair share of Smidjulum.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
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Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |