sexthrough Hoodie
Kind of like a drive through carwash but the windows remain open at first. While you are waiting in line to enter an attendant walks up to your car and hands all the passengers a card which has bubbles on it. They are instructed to bubble in information such as their position in the car, desired method of penetration (if any) and whether or not they would like to be sprayed with Sythejakulate (TM). The attendent also checks that all the passengers are nude and of appropriate age. When it is a car's turn the attendant feeds the cards into a photo-optic reader and instructs driver to put the vehicle in neutral. The fee is differential with respect to the acts requested and the number of passengers. Then it is dragged along be a traction chain as in an ordinary car wash. Once in side up to four extentable robotic arms spring into action. First they self-couple with the appropriate adapter: a hand, a mouth, a vibarating, Synthejaculate equipped dildo. Then they enter the open windows and begin fucking the car's occupants. Advanced artificial intelligence and faciobody recognition capablities enable the robotic arms to match requested sex acts to the correct occupants and to recognize when climax is reached or more or less stimulation is desired. Just in case a Robofucker (TM) goes bezerk or misreads a customer, a CPA certified pervet attendant stands unannounced behind a one-way mirror monitoring the proceedings and ready to pull the emergency stop should the need arise. When all occupants are satisfied the robotic arms decouple with their fuckers and couple with cleaning implements which clean the insides of the car. Finally the occupant(s) are instructed to close the window as a regular car wash complete with wax and air drying closes the process. The car exits and the occupants continue on their merry way..
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.