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ATTENTION NARROW MINDED PRICKS- READ THIS, THEN MAKE A FAILED ATTEMPT ONCE AGAIN AT JUSTIFYING YOUR ACTIONS FOR HATING THESE GROUPS. Why is it that all the people who claim things about certain stereotypes are never right? Claiming scene kids love dinosaurs. What the fuck? Are those the 10 year old girls Myspace is full of your typical "Scenesters" that you all love to judge, so take some time, visit their profile, and then honestly say if you see ANYTHING people claim is true. Are they talking about loving dinosaurs? No. Talking about how they are non-conformists? No. The only thing that can probably be true about what you heard is the hair style, clothing, and/or make-up. AH HA. Im sure that just increases your anger at hating this group of kids, now doesn't it? We all hate those that look the same.Because Im sure its impossible for you to have the same hair as anyone else. Or outfit. Or like the same bands. Or any of the other shit you like and hate. Sorry, but theres ALWAYS going to be THOUSANDS of others that hate/like the same shit as you. You think you're so much better than these scene/emo kids by hating them for being trendy? You're all creating one big fucking epidemic yourselves by hating a group of people for how they look without any logical reason for it. You say they are destroying humanity today? Look the hell at yourselves. HAHAHAA Dont tell me its not fucking pathetic that you dislike people based on their looks. Punk.. Metalheads... anyone. You claim music is NOT about the fashion in any form. Am i correct? I agree completely. Its not. So why the fuck do any of you make it out to be? Stop saying "Oh because they listen to slow stupid shit like (whatever band that is more soft sounding) then they cant listen to slayer!" Really. Thats the biggest load of bullshit ever. You're all basing their type of music taste off how they look after two seconds before claiming to hate them for their fashion sense because they are acting like a flock of sheep. Then you have your others that hate them for being "Fags!" Wow... If you need to determine if you like pussy or dick based upon if the cloth on your leg is tight to your skin, or loose fitting, then I feel REALLY fucking bad for you. Then all you guys laugh saying how they probably wear tight pants, because they have no penis. Are you kidding me? Your penis size isn't going to SHRINK based upon what you wear, and your penis can fit into anything no matter what big or small it is. Its not going to simply snap off for having cloth closer to it. No budge? One more reason for you to laugh it up, right? Haha. Thats why the average penis size is only about 6 and a half inches, and MOST guys can't even get it to that. But then they are usually the first making fun of the kid in tight pants who probably has a bigger penis than any of them. Basically put, the tightness of your clothing doesn't determine if you want vagina or not. Its pretty much like saying, any girl who wears jeans or tees must be a "Dyke" since both were originally made for males. And as for eyeliner/make-up. Wow. Who gives a shit? Metal heads hate this, but what do they think tons of the musicians they bash their heads to are wearing? Once again, its some MATERIALISTIC which does NOT determine who you want to screw. Its just one more excuse for people to call each other names in hopes of hurting someone else. Then we have those people who claim not to hate emo/scene kids at all for how they look, but simply for their attitudes or for conforming to trends of today. Lets straighten something out. The people who talk about how much they hate emos for always whining are the ones bitching more than any emo kid could possibly manage. Hm, strange huh? You people look at someone by their hair and assume they must hate life. Thats pretty fucking retarded, and you know it. But yet you keep looking for reasons to justice the fact that you're doing and saying arrogant things. Some people might complain sometimes.. so what? Also... Theres a lot of people that have it worse.. very true. But does that mean that no one else can have problems, whether its smaller or not? Who gives a shit. A problem is a problem. Some people need to talk to others, when they are feeling down. Im sure the friends and families of the 30,000 suicides every year hope maybe they would have talked to someone one last time. God forbid all those 30,000 people have the same hair cut and be classified as emo, which isnt true. Because im sure someone of EVERY stereotype, and shit like that have killed themselves. With that being said, cutting has nothing to do with how you look. Before emo/scene even became a trend, there were plenty of suicides and plenty of cutters. It doesnt mean they are begging for attention. And even if they were, most of you people wouldnt give two shits because you rather they just killed themselves. You know you're in a fucked up world when others encourage people killing themselves for saying they needed help with a problem, or simply because of how they look. But then again, those people who be the first with shotguns and every weapon possible racing after any mother fucker who encouraged the suicide of someone they loved, and that person ended up listening. Pretty much, you have no reason to say shit about anyone, unless you're in their life. Whether its a small problem or not, then so be it. For those that hate them for being trendy and saying they will burn pictures of themselves 3 years later from pure embarrassment of how they looked.. Can you honestly tell me you havent seen a picture of yourself where you werent like, "Oh my god i cant believe i looked like that" or "haha i was so stupid" None of you fuckers can. If you say you cant, youre a liar. Its called a STAGE. Some people might be doing it for a trend. True. But have you ever thought a lot of them wear the things they want and like what they like, simply because their personality just fucking likes it? Maybe they didn't take notice of those things until it became trendy, but it doesnt mean they can't actually like it. So you all saying they dont are just fucking ignorant. The ones who are doing it to be cool, will grow out of it. Are you going to hate someone for going through a God damn STAGE in their life? Its called growing up, and exploring different things that you like such as music sense. It has nothing to do with being a poser and deserving to die over them shopping at a store where you believe fire should be set to because of how the people shopping their look and dress. The ones who actually like the stuff will KEEP IT. And even then, are you still going to hate them for it? Face it. All you people that hate these groups, or any groups for that matter.. all search for reasons as to why you do. This one in particular is being pointed out in defense because Ive seen how much they seem to get ragged on over the most stupid shit. Theres no one that can ever really seem to pick an intelligent conversation back with me about it and provide LOGICAL reasons for hating them. You dont like the music? Emo music use to be much better actually, in my opinion. But just because you dont like the bands today that are considered emo, and you claim are ruining music culture... Doesnt mean you should hate the musicians playing the sound. Theres still millions of people who WILL like a different type of music than you. So who are you to say they are ruining music? Ha. You have no say. Most of the ones that claim to be so open minded are the ones who judge the most. For example, a well known band by the name of Cheap sex who is completely for individuality. But yet they have a song entitled, fuck emo, which bashes that group. Are they not going against what they said? "No they are bashing them because they hate emos for not being their own person!" Ah.. But have they met every person with the hair and jeans that they bitch about in their song? No, they dont. They are making assumptions then judging. I will agree with the fact that i cannot stand how companies seem to produce clothing and other things encouraging suicide in hopes to get millions of little pre teens and teens to buy it. Yes i do agree with that. But shouldnt you be hating those manufactures, who most of the time, do not have that emo look at all? But you dont. You hate the ones going along with it. Maybe these trends wouldnt exist if people weren't so fucking narrow minded. So all you people crticizing them and everyone else need to take a good fucking look at yourselves. YOU people are the reason that there are trends of any kind. People fucking go along with things in hopes of fitting in so they arent picked on every god damn day of their lives, and even then... THEY STILL FUCKING GET SHIT. SO WISE UP. STOP TELLING EMOS AND SCENES TO GROW BALLS, AND GROW SOME YOUR FUCKING SELVES AND REALIZE THAT HATING ANYONE IS FUCKING STUPID. I can understand someone gutting your family up, and you hating them. But for how they look... what they listen to.. what they like? Fucking pathetic. Simple as that. Focus your attention more on improving yourself and your judgments rather than hating other people. scene kidemopunkmetalindieprep

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I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

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Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

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Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

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Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

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Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

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Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

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bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

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