Ronjoy Hoodie
(noun fem.) 1. an inventive contraction of the semi-sardonic phrase “Ronilo & Josephine’s Pride & Joy”. 2. the epitome of the phrase ‘small but terrible’; also used to denote a fervent advocate of the aphorism, “A short girl’s got to make an impression otherwise the only thing people are going to remember about you is that you’re short.” 3. the reluctant protagonist of a contemporary ugly duckling sob story. 4. one who expects gifts & amusing birthday cards each twenty-eighth day of July. 5. an incorrigible raconteur often mistaken for a sage by hoodwinked comrades. 6. one who is plagued by a pesky accent that is neither British nor American but a disturbing hodgepodge of both owing to her culturally diverse upbringing. 7. a temperamental intellectual corrupted with an affinity towards daydreaming & susceptibility to distraction. 8. a virago with marked impetuosity, giving rein to an insuppressibly stubborn streak and a rebellious demeanor particularly whenever suffocated with restrictions and "dictatorshit". 9. one who is paralyzed with chronic brain ataxia whenever faced with numerical data. 10. one who does not have to be anorexic to resemble any paragon of beauty. 11. a tech-savvy individual who is notorious for her penchant for typing in all-caps. 12. a lady with a maddening predisposition to bottle up feelings of enmity against familiars & minions, eventually triggering a brutally vindictive rampage upon hitting boiling point. 13. a mouse that roars. 14. one who is easily repulsed by cheap paperback novels, tenacious stalkers or suitors, money-grubbers & ugly people who think they’re otherwise. 15. an incurably histrionic tear-factory with symptoms of a lamentable lack of self-control, and boisterousness in hyper-mode, ultimately deducing a diagnosis of drama-queen syndrome. 16. denotes the omnipresence of narcisstic tendencies that brands one as an unforgivingly hopeless camera-whore. 17. one who is beleaguered by pushy fantasies of making something out of her life before an asteroid hits & blows the planet into bits. 18. one whose greatest fear is an existence brimming with wasted chances. 19. a renowned pseudo-sadist who often mistakes her fiancé for her favorite Happy Meal & jumps on a greedy biting spree. 20. a besotted fanatic of xklusiive love with just one name on her lips -- Francho. 21. a self-confessed bookworm deprived of her greatest leisures by a sedentary job stationed in front of a 15-inch monitor. {syn} Rhenji; Joza; Ronii; Bujoi; BoOj; RJ; Joie; Ron; Nyka; Reigne; Gelic; Ronj; Nyqui; Mrs. Macapia.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased