poop

The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged. speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind. the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little. the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion. the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole. cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn) the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper. the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while. the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged. the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal. the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent the lone star- when you only have one turd. the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers. the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel. the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger. the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.